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Saturday, June 14, 2025

A Real Slice?

When life gives you melons, maybe you're dyslexic?

Sorry.

It's a remarkably large watermelon though, isn't it? Some might even say, uh, one-in-a-melon. 

Sorry. 

Gotta go eat watermelon; no more melondrama. 😜

11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

SO MANY GROANS!

Anonymous said...

Codex: melony snicket and a series of fortunate events

Kathy G said...

Good job coming up with so many punnies. Hope it was a good watermelon.

CheerfulMonk said...

I love watermelon! One of my very favorite foods.

Shammickite said...

If there is watermelon........ why isn't there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the four elemelons.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Ooh, good Dad Jokes.😉

Pixie said...

I'm with She Who Seeks:)

John A Hill said...

Dig in!

DB Stewart said...

Ha, this is brilliant.

Tom said...

...we had watermelon today that I bought, it was awful. Years ago you could a sweet one with seeds and you had something to spit!!!

Midwest Mark said...

I am not a fan of watermelon, but fortunately, I like a good pun. Or a bad pun. Either way, I'm covered here.

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